Apparently I like making tutorials now?
And, yes, Manga Studio really does hate me. The bugger program has waaaay too many good features to give up on it, though. Best inking program I've ever used.
Also, thanks muchly to *Zaron
for being the one who told me how to make these bubbles in the first place. Stupid ass google (and dA) brings up nothing good for speech bubble creation in Manga Studio.
And here's a bunch of keywords so that google can find this page (since dA refuses to admit it exists): word balloon, word bubble, dialogue balloon. All are synonymous and all that jazz.